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Giant stride entries into the end zone would surely impress the fans.
Tim Henderson
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Divers possess the ability to appear about 10 percent closer and bigger to their opponents.
Tim Henderson
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Whenever someone goes to tackle a diver, he'll just pull out his knife.
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Divers would enjoy the homefield advantage in Florida over snowbirds from New York and Baltimore.
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Cool-sounding nicknames like "The Regulator" and "Weight Belt" would be guaranteed to intimidate the opposing team.
Larry Ketchersid
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