| The Top 5 Problems Faced By George Bush's Nominee For Secretary Of Scuba Services: |
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He needs to find a "power tie" that won't clash with his wetsuit.
Seyah Bob
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He'll be forced to answer allegations that, 20 years ago, he went diving without a buddy!
Michael Tapper
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She once went diving with an illegal alien divemaster and failed to withold taxes on his tip.
Eric Levine
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Unfortunately, his experience at being Narc'd had more to do with the FBI than with H20.
Scuba Trish
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He needs to adapt to the new meaning of the term "diver down" implemented during the Clinton presidency.
Tim Henderson
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