| The Top 5 Reasons Bill Clinton Would Make A Bad Dive Buddy: |
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He'll dive with you 37 times and then deny ever having been your buddy.
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He points to himself and asks all prospective female buddies if they have any objection to orally inflating 'This B.C.'
Diver130ft@aol.com
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The outrageous expense of dry cleaning your wetsuit after every 'improper' dive with him.
Numerous Contributors
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His bad habit of dragging his console across the reefs, damaging the coral. At least I think that's his console.
Mikael Larsson
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It would cost you $40 million and take you 7 months to investigate whether or not he's certified at the level he claims to be, only to findout that he's using some strange agency's definition of the word, 'certified.'
Adam Martin
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