| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is A Democrat: |
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He claims Al Gore invented Scuba.
Robert Hedge
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He lobbied his congressman to have Medicaid cover his tank refills.
Randal Hunhoff
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Even his air bubbles go the the left.
Seyah Bob
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He concedes the dive is over only after 271 other divers tell him he's out of air.
Keith Bare
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He'd rather go diving with Hilary Clinton than with Heather Locklear.
Randal Hunhoff
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