| The Top 5 Reasons to Avoid Diving In Florida Until This Whole Election Mess Is Finally Over: |
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You can't be certain that your certification card won't be contested by the Gore/Lieberman campaign.
Russ Sprinkle
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It's possible you'll spend 13 days at sea recounting hands to select a dive location.
C Lewis
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The Democrats are almost finished building an artificial reef with Republican ballots.
Glen Kennedy
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The airfill you requested for your tank might mistakenly end up in Pat Buchanan's tank.
Zo Egar
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Katherine Harris's makeup has scared off the all the sea life.
Russ Sprinkle
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