| The Top 5 Signs There Were Irregularities In Your Dive Club Elections: |
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Jacques Cousteau was unanimously elected your President.
Pia Nielsen
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Jesse Jackson shows up on your doorstep asking for a manual recount.
Russ Sprinkle
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The new club Treasurer has already left for Truk Lagoon.
Glen Kennedy
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You take your tank to the dive shop for its annual VIS and find 10,000 ballots stuffed inside.
Hung Chad
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You find that your chad is dangling.and you didn't even vote.
Russ Sprinkle
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