| The Top 5 Problems Al Gore and George W. Bush Have When Planning A Dive Trip Together: |
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They can't agree on which side the airhose comes from: the Left or the Right.
Bill Sofield
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George keeps spitting in Al's mask. He doesn't rinse it, just spits in it.
Bill Sofield
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They never have enough weight to compensate for all their hot air.
Mike Herman
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Al keeps bragging that he invented the dive computer.
Starr Wieling
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They have to make sure the elephant and donkey are certified to dive.
Craig Maness
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