| The Top 5 Reasons Bill Clinton Shouldn't Scuba Dive: |
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The glare off his pasty-white thighs will scare the sea life.
Mark Leaverton
-- Boulder, Colorado
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Spearguns won't fit under secret service agents' coats.
Jeffrey A. Schwartz
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Keeps confusing open water with Whitewater.
Marc Platau
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President Gore???!!!
Jeffrey A. Schwartz
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Refuses to inhale.,
Numerous Contributors
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