| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Running For Vice President: |
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He insists on grabbing a fin on every fish he sees and shaking it.
Craig Golden
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He pledges to provide DAN Insurance for every diver.
John Hartrey
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He promises a lobster in every pot.
Bill Sofield
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He makes occasional references to the time he went diving with Martin Luther King.
Bill Sofield
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He has to surface before sundown on Fridays.
Zo
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