| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is a TV Game Show Host: |
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During an out-of-air emergency, he makes you choose between his regulator or "what's behind door number three."
Phil Garner
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Halfway through the dive, he pauses so you can give a brief bio of yourself.
Bill Sofield
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He wants all your hand signals in the form of a question.
Stephen Barnett
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The endless stream of water passing between his smile and his regulator puts him at constant risk of drowning.
Mike Wilkinson
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His hood looks like a cheap toupe'. Oh, wait, that is a cheap toupe'.
Daryn Perkins
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