| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is A Supermodel: |
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She is the only one who, after 10 years, still fits into the same wetsuit.
Sam Starfas
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She says "no" to a weight belt, and just wraps her watch around her waist.
Carl Kaufman
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She refuses to wear that "ugly orange jacket thing" because it clashes with her thong.
Craig and Kristi Golden
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She happily reports you can, indeed, purge through your regulator.
Scubasmith
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No matter how much weight she uses, her silicone implants keep bringing her right back to the surface.
Steve Opalenik
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