| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Elian Gonzalez: |
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The boat tender points a speargun your way and "encourages" you to hand over your buddy.
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Your boat capsizes before you reach the dive site.
Ken Dees
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Fidel Castro attacks you in his speech for your refusal to refer to Elian as your dive comrade.
ScubaGuy
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Visibility is ruined by the sand kicked-up by 6,000 Cubans and 40 camera crews who follow your every move.
Steve Opalenik
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You find yourself admiring the shapely, neoprene-clad form of your new divemaster.Janet Reno?
David A. Bailey
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