| The Top 5 Problems Bill Clinton And Paula Jones Had When Planning A Recent Dive Trip: |
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Snooping through Bill's dive log, Paula got jealous when she spotted the name 'Monica' with the notation: 'Proper bouyancy. Proper technique. There was nothing improper about this dive.'
ScubaGuy
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'Hey! It's buddy breathing, not heavy breathing, Mister!'
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Bill had trouble convincing Paula that 100 lbs. of weight is what everyone wears for warm water diving.
Mike Wilkinson
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Despite Paula's pleas, Bill refused to put any distinguishing marks on his dive equipment.
ScubaGuy
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Scuba Diver Captured By Nazi U-Boat Commander
Who Was Captured By Space Aliens For Sex Experiments
Accompanied By Titanic Survivor Who Had Not Aged.
Diver Later Rescued By Elvis & Civil War Confederate General
Bill Clinton Claims Not To Be Involved!
Gerry Foster
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