| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is John McCain: |
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He's the only one you've met who's taken a giant stride off the U.S.S. Constellation
Pamela Slesicki
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He keept trying in vain to shake hands with the fish.
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He's the only one on the boat looking for a "running mate."
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He confides in you his secret hope that 'blowfish' is a new euphemism for a political groupie.
Brad Lane
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He brags that "you can dive off of St. John but not off of St. George, now, can you?"
ScubaGuy
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