| The Top 5 Points Made By Bill Clinton In His State Of Scuba Address: |
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He proposed a merger between PADI & NAUI, sharing his vision of a world where every diver could stand up and proudly say, 'I am Powiecertified.'
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He asked us to soften our feelings of superiority to marine life, reminding us that fish don't get their kicks swimming in our toilet!
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He wants to end the constant partisan bickering and call for a vote to decide, once and for all, between 'Margaritaville' and 'Hot Hot Hot' as the Scuba National Anthem.
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He called for sharks to end their vicious scare tactics so that one day all divers would be able to swim freely, unafraid and unencumbered by cages.
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He preached tolerance and reminded us that under our neon masks,form-fitting wetsuits and other fancy gear, we are all the same: sunburned, out-of-shape, and financially-drained.
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