| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Donald Trump: |
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He's formed an exploratory committee to investigate planning a dive trip.
Matt Dean
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He insists on charging you a site fee to dive "Trump Barrier Reef."
Matt Dean
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He needs to add extra weight to compensate for his inflated ego.
Tim Ayres
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On your most recent dive, he took you to his new "Andrea Doria" hotel and casino.
Scott C. Thomas
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"Screw steel! The hell with aluminum! My tanks are made of gold!"
Tim Ayres
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