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Diveous Interruptus -- Occurs when your tank pressure hits 500 psi during the best dive of your life.
Mike Wilkinson
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Sudden Singleness -- Caused by the irrational reaction of a non-diving spouse.
Mike Wilkinson
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Neopreenie Jeebies -- The realization that not only have countless others worn your rental wetsuit, but that they too were overcome by the urge to 'warm themselves.'
ScubaGuy
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The MooMoos - Endemic among the immature who feel the needto express their displeasure by imitating the sound of a cow whenever they're on a diveboat with more than six people.
ScubaGuy
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Dive Boat Denial - Your skin is pale and clammy, you're wearing accupressure wristbands, you're popping Dramamine like it's candy, your knuckles are white as you hold fast to the boat railing, and you utter these words to your fellow divers: 'No. Really. I'm OK.' Thisis immediately followed by your loud demonstration of fish-feeding.
ScubaGuy
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