| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is Running For President: |
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He's slapping bumper stickers on everybody's tank.
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His new slogan is, "I promise to take us to new depths.
Michael Tapper
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He asks you to sign his log book, but all that's on the page is his name and a box with an "X" in it.
Tim Ayres
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He stops to shake hands with every fish that swims by.
Michael Tapper
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He refers to everyone on the dive boat as, "my fellow Americans."
Michael Tapper
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