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You can hide her Dramamine and let her 'lure' the fish right to the boat: Instant artificial reef.
Eric Silberberg
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Two words: Equipment Malfunction
Tim Ayres
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It's more socially acceptable to take your wife diving and leave your mistress home with the kids, than vice versa.
Michael Kahn
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So you can brag to your co-workers that your wife went down twice in one day.
Adam Martin
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It gives you a chance to prove to her, once and for all, that you're under a lot more pressure than she is.
Mike
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