| The Top 5 Reasons There Are No Good-Looking Women On The Dive Trip: |
|
5. |
They just don't like looking at guys squeezed like a sausage into flourescent neoprene.
PestkaC@aol.com
-- none
|
|
4. |
Because despite what Cover Girl says, waterproof makeup does not work.
LiSKACHiCK@aol.com
-- none
|
|
3. |
The resort instructor is still practicing "buddy breathing" with them at the pool
Jeff Wenzel
-- none
|
|
2. |
They are good looking, it's just that weight belts make their hips look big.
LiSKACHiCk@aol.com
-- none
|
|
1. |
Uh.maybe if you just cleared that snot from your mask.
Numerous Contributors
|
