| The Top 5 Ways To Impress Your Dive Instructor: |
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You have his weight belt gold-plated.
Michael Tapper
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You practice your giant-stride entry religiously, until you can perform it with 3 1/2 somersaults in the pike position.
Steve Opalenik
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Keep calling him "Jacques" and apologizing for the "understandable error."
Mike Wilkinson
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Undergo hours of costly and painful surgery to have gills implanted.
Adam Martin
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Fashion a home-made BC to look just like his secret inflatable girlfriend
Steve Opalenik
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