| The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Is A Correspondent For 60 Minutes: |
| 5. |
It takes an entire film crew and script to assemble his dive gear.
Sharon -- none |
| 4. |
You keep hearing that telltale "Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick..." coming from his dive computer on all your Sunday evening dives.
Scott C. Thomas |
| 3. |
No matter what, her dives last exactly one hour.
ScubaGuy |
| 2. |
He keeps pointing the end of his snorkel at you and asking really embarrassing questions.
Joe Loskill |
| 1. |
Every sentence sounds the same: "Ever wonder why they call they call it scuba? Ever notice how bad old geezers look in a wet suit?"
PestkaC@aol.com -- none |
