| The Top 5 Most Memorable Experiences On The Clintons' Recent Dive Vacation: |
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Bill & Hillary began the healing process by diving together and tearing the arms off of every Starr-fish they saw.
Sharna Hurwitz |
| 4. |
Bill eased the tension by performing lots of buoyancy control tests involving ice cubes and tall glasses of Wild Turkey.
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| 3. |
Everyone laughed and laughed when Bill had to explain to Hillary that the puffed-up sea creature they saw is really called a Blowfish.
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| 2. |
Ken Starr sent the Clintons a telgram telling them that the nextfew months will be very similar to their dive trip, since they both involve 'sinking very deep and very fast.'
Sharna Hurwitz |
| 1. |
Bill was relieved to discover that if you stay in salt water long enough, you can remove virtually any stain from any wetsuit, bathing suit,or even a fancy blue dress.
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